Find yourself a nice, friendly pug.
Gather your needed materials and a few friends.
Pick up the cute little pug. It loves it!
Hold first paw.
Place pug on the table and apply oxygen, blue is not a good color.
Repeat steps 4 and 5 as needed. Enlist more help and apply oxygen as needed.
Reach for the second paw.
Repeat steps 4-6 as needed.
Repeat for the last two paws, if you dare.
(You're almost there!) Attempt to use quick-stop on any bleeding nails.
Treat your scratches, fix your hair and find your name tag.
Let the pug calm down before returning it to it's owner.