How to Trim a Pug's Nails in 12 Easy Steps!

Step 1:

Find yourself a nice, friendly pug.

Step 2:

Gather your needed materials and a few friends.

Step 3:

Pick up the cute little pug. It loves it!

Step 4:

Hold first paw.

Step 5:

Place pug on the table and apply oxygen, blue is not a good color.

Step 6:

Repeat steps 4 and 5 as needed. Enlist more help and apply oxygen as needed.

Step 7:

Reach for the second paw.

Step 8:

Repeat steps 4-6 as needed.

Step 9:

Repeat for the last two paws, if you dare.

Step 10:

(You're almost there!) Attempt to use quick-stop on any bleeding nails.

Step 11:

Treat your scratches, fix your hair and find your name tag.

Step 12:

Let the pug calm down before returning it to it's owner.